February Horoscope
Christmas break is long gone, and summer is far ahead. It’s cold and dark, and SSE students have precious few things to look forward to. Therefore we at Minimax offer all of you a glimpse into your future…
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Fiery Aries, this is your time to slow down. Your immune system is weakened, and it is not helped by the fact that everyone around you in the Aula is coughing and sniffling. At this time of the year, it might be best for you to cozy up at home, and take care of yourself. Remember that Rotis parties come and go, and you will have plenty of opportunities to get your flirting on later during the semester. ;)
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, this month you will get things DONE. Mars will have a positive effect on your work, meaning that you will want to finish the marketing projects to the absolute max. This can backfire however. In order to achieve good results, you might want to take on extra responsibilities within your project groups, but beware; overworking yourself is just going to stress you out, giving you health problems. And I know you don’t want that, especially before the next exam period.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Let’s be honest, you are getting depressed Gemini. Sitting in the atrium, studying for a test you don’t see the point of, it's understandable that you are feeling down. Take this time to focus on your hobbies, as that will refocus your spiritual energies. Also, if you have younger siblings, this is your sign to spend some quality time with them, as you might feel more connected to them this month.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
It’s time to shake things up, Cancer. Thanks to Jupiter’s influence on you, this period will be a smashing success (if you study of course). You will also be quite creative and confident, so make use of the energy boost this gives you; if you have your eye on somebody, maybe now is the time to make a move?
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Exams after the winter break did not go great for you Leo. Therefore you will try out new study techniques or will want to study more, but you will also try to maintain the same social life as before. However, if you notice that it’s draining to be around others at this time, remember that it’s okay to stay at home sometimes, and figure out what you want in life.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, this month your need for perfection and control might take over. That can work out well if it only affects you, but be careful that you don’t let it out on loved ones and push them away. You will win arguments in your project groups and produce something you approve of, but beware of overdoing it as you might unknowingly offend your teammates.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Sarcastic? Libra? Never. But seriously, this period is stressing you out, and you often fall back on snarky comments, which might damage relationships you have worked so hard to form. So try to relieve the stress in different ways, by, for example, taking a day off from studying and taking a hike, or visit your family.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpios, this month will be quite successful. You might get that summer internship that you applied for, or you might be able to negotiate a higher salary where you currently work. Your communication is in top form, and your teammates in your various projects will appreciate you. If you are in a relationship currently, things are probably going quite well, so enjoy it while it lasts. :)
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Someone might hurt you Sagittarius, but you will get through it. You will even gain more confidence in yourself and in your inner strength. During this time it may be wise to connect with nature, and take a little vacation outside the city. Maybe a trip home to visit your parents? After all, some home-made food and pampering is always nice, especially when you need some healing.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, you will be popular with your friends this month. They will come to you for advice, because they know you will understand and help them. However, you have to keep in mind that you shouldn’t absorb other people’s negativity. Be there for your friends, but be there for yourself too.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Fasten your seatbelts Aqua, this is the “month of love” for you. You will feel everything more intensely, especially affection and caring. Be more intimate and deliberate with your partner; this is the perfect time to go on a romantic trip to focus on each other. However, your extreme emotions and caring might come off as flirtatious to others, something you should be aware of in order to avoid confusion and hurt feelings.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, you might get a little tense this month, and this could spark conflict with your friends and family. To avoid this, you should reflect and be aware of your mood so as not to cause any damage to your relationships. February is also the optimal month for you to focus on your health. The Aula gets cold and drafty, therefore you are likely to get a cough. Take some time to heal and rest, and it will be over faster.
*Disclaimer: this piece of writing is in no way or form an authentic horoscope, it is a comedic piece based on our own interpretations of the cosmic forces at SSE